The Sayings about Marriage

I laughed at four pessimistic sayings last night.
I'd like to share it with you here.


Wedding cake is the most dangerous food in this world.

Love makes you blind.
Marriage gives you your sight back.


When I got married with my wife, she was so cute that I felt like I wanted to eat her.
Thinking back now, I feel that I should have literally eaten her.


Marriage is the lack of judgement,
divorce the lack of patience,
and remarriage the lack of memory.



These are so pessimistic, right?
The people who told these must have had a terrible marriage life.